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Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.
I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits
by TangSlave September 17, 2020
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Pickle Shits

A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.
"Damn bro, that pickle shits smells ranked! Check your pants dude!"
by Smc43 June 16, 2022
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Hogan Shits

The infamous time of day 15 minutes after eating at Duquesne University's dining hall. These vicious turds are unlike any other and will leave you on your knees begging for mercy.
Guy: Yooo why are you taking a shit again? That's the third time today!
Me: Hogan Shits, man
by cloudythrone August 30, 2022
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the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.
"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"
by Tha Captain July 18, 2014
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The Hut-shits school

An elite and somewhat shitty school in the state of Tasmania.
Person 1: What school do you go to?

Person 2: The Hut-shits School
by TheMatriarchyLOL September 2, 2021
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SSS (Study Stimmy Shits)

SSS (Study Stimmy Shits) is when you're in college and are taking Adderall (Amphetamine), Ritalin (Methylphenidate), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Prolintane, 4F-MPH, Propylhexedrine, Nicotine vape or gum, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), Caffeine and get the shits! It's a college student's worst nightmare. Modafinil, Nicotine gum or vape, Caffeine, and Arecoline Hydrobromide especially has the side effect of diarrhea and sulfer smelling urine, and the occasional headache. So eat more food and stay hydrated with water and Gatorade (to replenish electrolytes).
Johnny: I been taking Modafinil, Nicotine vape, ArcoFuel (Arecoline Hydrobromide), Caffeine, and Ritalin for weeks and all of a sudden, I got extreme Diarrhea! I have to take a break from these stimulants. I got SSS (Study Stimmy Shits)
by CognitiveFuel August 18, 2023
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shits and spews

Chronic diarreah and vomiting.
Dr: I'm afraid you've got gastroenteritis
Thick patient. Huh?
Dr: Shits and spews
Thick patient: Is that why I am shitting and spewing all the time?
Dr: yes
by sniff my knickers November 19, 2007
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