shmeat

Shmeat- when a penis is no longer than 3 1/2 inches and no more than a 3 inch girth it is also has other names such as : a samuel, an avion,sh-meewee,sh-meatball etc; basically its a small penis

I have a serious case of shmeat.

by itsmeboii June 16, 2017

Shmeatpean

n. A very large penis

"Yo did you see how big joes dick is, what a fucking shmeatpean!"

by Shmeatpean June 27, 2017

shmandal

Is a Portuguese slang for when a chick wants you to come over and offer her the D.

"Come over... I'm feeling seriously shmandal"

by CamboJeff October 19, 2017

Shmeat

Thatsmokingti

Having a small dick

Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat

by jayzx03 November 13, 2017

Shmeat

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

by iraqlobster123 November 12, 2017

shmangalang

Bang, shmang, give you the business, take you downtown (not applicable in Texas), work you in ways you’ve never been worked before. SEX!!!!!!

I’m trynna shmangalang that guy tonight.

I totally shmungalung that guy last night.

by Elenaheartsmirand November 23, 2017

sheananigans

When the Shea's get into shenanigans.

Here comes a weekend of sheananigans!

by kcmurs December 18, 2017