Shlumpkin

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

by Noons June 13, 2008

Shlomp

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

by Dre Tears April 25, 2010

Shlurp

Sucking a turd out of someone’s ass through A straw.

Shlurped it like a man.

by Shlurpking May 8, 2018

Shump

when you say you have to take a shit/dump and it comes out shump.

Holy shit i gotta take a shump.

by Tom Alumyzs July 2, 2008

schlumping

the act of males humping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.

by ktkattdd January 5, 2009

Shumpkin

the act of receiving a blow job while the giving party, the one giving the blow job is defecating,

dude sherly gave me a shumpkin, she was totally takin a dump and sucked me off

by that1guy` September 2, 2010

shlurp

1.) this means i love you bitch text me back more because i miss you.💜💜.

"shlurp🥺."

by shlurp. July 1, 2020