scrump

simply to have sex.

let's go scrump!

by hellokitty_cupcake62 November 8, 2009

Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

Scrumpy

Adj. Delicious, scrumptious, delightful.

Tom, that was a very scrumpy sandwich.

by RzA February 10, 2013

scrumping

The most rapid of all humping, closely related to porn star fucking.

We was scrumping last night so hard I ran a tear in my shit.

by Nickthehung November 7, 2005

Scrump

To get your drunk pork on in the econo lodge,dorm rooms or other skeet stained surfaces.

"that snaggler done SCRUMPED that blue-eyeshadowed ho who was wearing a metalica sweatshirt"

by Mister Phillips January 11, 2006

scrumpet

A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.

"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."

by mags1923 February 19, 2007

Scrumpled

hookwinked

Nigga got scrumpled.

by hi August 4, 2003