3 definitions by mags1923

A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.
"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."
by mags1923 February 17, 2007
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when one does not leave another alone
Dude, Benecio was totally krimbin' me last night, called my cell like 14 times.
by mags1923 March 2, 2007
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