Scrollie

When you run out of filters and forced to use a roach in a rollie

Shite, I’m out of filters , guess this calls for a scrollie

by Breadshmoker November 13, 2018

scruel

Not cruel, but super cruel is scruel.

Omg. Tommy is so scruel! He at all my pet bananas off of my counter when he was over.

by Heytherepeopleimbobbybrown November 23, 2018

Scroll and roll

The act of scrolling on your phone in bed for long periods of time.

“Hey what are you doing after work?”
“Not much, all I want to do is scroll and roll”

by Shboobie July 15, 2019

scrollonoscopy

The act of scrolling long reddit or other sites until you get to the good shit.

I spent so much time online last night it was like a scrollonoscopy.

by MoonlightOps August 13, 2019

scrollception

Trying to scroll a computer screen being shown in a video

I was watching my favorite vlogger who was sharing his computer screen and fell victim to scrollception again when I tried to scroll the page he was showing on his video.

by tabun January 23, 2020

Scrollthritis

Tendonitis of your thumb from too much scrolling on your phone.

That thread went on so long I got scrollthritis from going through all the comments.

by Jemeli July 28, 2020

Scrollsume

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.

Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.

by RealReality August 15, 2020