Screechies

The excrements of waste left around the anus after a thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)

"Duuuude my Screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!"

"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"

"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"

by Dr. Wilma May 2, 2006

main screen turn on

Reference to poor translation in the English version of "Zero Wing," a decade-old video game. OTher such mishaps include "Someone set up us the bomb," "All your base are belong to us," "You have no chance to survive make your time," "Main screen turn on," "You are on the way to destruction," and "What you say?". See www.allyourbase.com for a clip from the original game.

"Main screen turn on!"

by Vervius October 29, 2003

blue screen of death

Also called blue screen of doom

The constant crashing of the older windows os' causing the user to scream, shout and pull their hair out and eventually can drive a user insane.

Upgrade to xp or go linux fools

by Silver Falcon May 13, 2004

Screeching Seagull

When having sex on the beach and the man gets his dick wet and dips it in sand and then forcefully inserts it into her pussy causing her to screech.

"Dude i just gave this chick the screeching seagull"

by Swedish Nejero April 22, 2009

Grey Screen of Death

The Grey Screen of Death is another term for the "Disk Read Error" message on PS2}'s. This screen more or less means you have to return it to the store and get a new one or you can disassemble it yourself and do something to it but I've never seen it done personally, I had this on my first PS2 but I returned it and they threw it in this big pile they had of PS2's affected by the Grey Screen of Death.

Not the Grey Screen of Death! Great! First my XBox 360 gets the Red Ring of Death, then my Windows 95 computer gets the Blue Screen of Death, and THEN my iPod gets the White Screen of Death and now THIS!!

by Sid Barrett August 29, 2007

screech

Formerly known as "the Dirty Sanchez", a Screech is when a man wipes his penis across a woman's upper lip after engaging in anal sex with her thus leaving a mark that resembles a Mexican mustache.

The term "Dirty Sanchez" was overtaken by "Screech" as the most popular term for the sex act when Dustin Diamond who played Screech in the 90s TV show 'Saved by the Bell' performed said act on some poor groupie.

OMG that bitch is so hot I wanna hit it from the back and give her a Dirty San... i mean a Screech.

by Mike T the midnightmarauder September 27, 2006

Blue Screen of Death

Blue screen of death is god's subliminal "I FUCKING HATE YOU" message.

God: I FUCKING HATE YOU! *blue screen of death you comp before you save your 390473497hours worth of work*

Have a nice day. *angels sing*

by Darkside915.deviantart.com August 6, 2008