The excrements of waste left around the anus after a thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)
"Duuuude my Screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!"
"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"
"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"
"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"
"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"
by Dr. Wilma May 2, 2006
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is used in Jamaica, Barbados and the wider Caribbean. Jim Screechie is used to describe a man who is in a sexual relationship with a woman who has a husband or boyfriend. Secret love.
man: me wanna cum link
girl: i have a man...unless yuh wanna play Jim Screechie!
man: tek de bagga jim screechy ting enuh!...on my way.
girl: i have a man...unless yuh wanna play Jim Screechie!
man: tek de bagga jim screechy ting enuh!...on my way.
by khitty katt November 23, 2010
Get the Jim Screechie mug.This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
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Get the Screeching Locust Blow mug.during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl
dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.
how did that go
not so well she broke up with me today
how did that go
not so well she broke up with me today
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