scoomber

Originating or residing in Moulsecoomb, Brighton. Those who live anywhere up 'The Avenue' or beyond.

Preferred method of transport: No. 49 bus, or a Vauxhall Nova lifted from the local hood.

Recognised by: spotty youthful complexion, adidas/reebok classics.

Gender specific description:
- The females wear multiple large shell hoop earrings and move in large circles with other pram wielding scoombers,
- The males frequent the doorstep of the local One Stop, fag in hand, snorting and spitting, with Burberry cap pirched on the top of the head.

Where can they be seen: shopping in Poundland or Pikeyville (aka Asda).

Once a scoomber, always a scoomber. No matter how old you are!

More generalised names... chav townie pikey

I'm not getting on the No. 49 bus, its full of scoomber's

TML on a friday night is crap, its full of scoombers

by KingKeano May 5, 2004

Schumming

when one party shits on their selves while being analy penetrated also the other party is elacualted schumming is the mixture of both

girl getting analy penetrated and she shit her self just as her partner shits schumming

by kevo69 April 11, 2011

schumered

The act of repeating a joke told by someone else, but having it fall flat.

Did you hear Frankie stole my joke? They totally Schumered it.

by Vagaboner August 26, 2017

Scomp

A promiscuous girl who is willing to have sex whenever, where ever.

That girls is a scomp, she was beggin for me to give it to her.

by Puerto Rican Mami December 29, 2008

scoom

A rather posh way of pronouncing the word skum

look at that shite over there he's the lowest of the lowest he's skoom

by Dave January 8, 2004

Scoomber

Noun - referring to a Chav from the Moulsecoomg area of Brighton. Unpleasant individual, yet Scoombers are proud of their moniker

Hey, Bob, did you see that Scoomber? What a Chav!

by Tom November 15, 2004

Scomp

Has two definitions.

1. Used to describe the act of hanging out with friends.
2. Synonym to the word "Carpe Diem" meaning seize the day.

Joey: Yo dude we scompin' tonight?
Zach: Yea man meet me at the mall in an hour.

Dylan: Man, I have been feeling like shit lately.
Joe: Dude, you gotta get out there and scomp.

by David Sagball June 7, 2011