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scooter poop

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”
“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”
by Orangejello May 3, 2018
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scooter sex

Having sex on an electric assist scooter while the scooter is in motion. Other people must be watching while in motion for it to count as scooter sex. Bonus points for adding a third. Also known as a scootgasm, coitus on a scooter, joining the mile ride club, unlocking for a good time, juicing without a plug (that kind of plug), and reducing congestion in crowded cities.
Yesterday, my boyfriend and I had mind-blowing scooter sex going from the gym to dinner. You could say we joined the mile ride club. We rode it all the victory. That baby got JUICED!
by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019
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Scooter Ankle

A form a torture and extreme pain. When your razor scooter spins in a circle directly into your ankle and you feel the pain of it being sawed off.
Be careful bro that trick has caused tons of scooter ankles
by Saint Wumples September 23, 2020
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Hooter Scooter

The placing of your head between the breasts of a woman, and shaking your head rapidly.
"Man I just gave that girl a hooter scooter; I'm all dizzy and probably have black eyes."
by Drencrom December 7, 2005
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scooter fag

A scooter rider. Ussually a retro mod or anglophile who tries to live his or her life like it's 1964. Scooter should be vintage and of Italian heritage. Could also be a person with a tricked out 2 stroke race machine. Can be a tongue in cheek endearing term amoung scooterists, or an insult from non-scooterists.
Jimmy is such a scooter fag, he spends all of his time polishing those mirrors and waxing his custom paint job
by Voneville September 7, 2005
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scooter fondel

The act of getting a scooter and putting one of the handle bars in a females vagina and the other handle bar in ur own anus
PERFERABLE IF DONE AFTER AN (SLOPPY T-REX)
Dam I scooter fondeled that hoe last night with my little brothers razor
Sloppy t-rex
by genom March 22, 2009
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Scooter's

A famous bar on Highway 17 near Savannah, GA. It's owned by Ray. Ice cold tallboys, only $0.79! Come on down!
Hey, Dale, are you going to Scooter's tonight? I heard there were going to be some hot hoochies there!
by BJ August 25, 2004
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