Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

Schnatties

Huge breasts, large breasts, great looking breasts, any set of great looking breasts on a woman.

Wow, look at those schnatties on that one.
Can I get two tickets to schnattiville please?
That woman has some massive schnatties.

by tracer200 May 15, 2009

Schitari

Noun. A roaming animal known for it's sexual intensity and agression.

Karen goes like a green- horned schitari!
I was prowling in the woods, and my oh my what did I see but a baby schitari!

by Chow Meister November 16, 2012

schnat

a multipurpose word for shit or shitter.

I just schnat myself from my schnat!

by LangdonAlger42 October 4, 2012

Schlitterbahned

1. To have had the preconceived notion to become intoxicated (verb)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)

1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?

Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1

2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.

by K Da One 1 Deuce May 5, 2013

Schmitzga

Another way to say Motivation. One would use this usually in the Marines when moral is low and need to be motivated. The word is usually used in a sarcastic manner.

"Stay shmitzga devil dog."

"This room is full of schmitzga"

"It reeks of schmitzga in here!"

by smartguyfromharvard January 26, 2015

schitenik

A shitty person. But you're not saying shit so you can still make it to heaven

You're a schitenik

by Maxxxers June 10, 2014