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guitar.com misc sucks 

yah it's the intraweb poophole thingy

green day sucks 

a very true statement about an overrated horrible band who can't play an instrument or sing. If you've got a problem with that, screw.
Tool- Hey man, Green Day kicks ass!
Me- Hey tool, fuck yourself up the ass because no one else will except Billie Joe Armstrong! Green Day sucks!

metal sucks and is gay 

The fucktard going by the name "metal sucks and is gay" is a rap-obsessed halfwit who believes that all metal is emo, despite the blatant fact that emo is punk. He has many other logical failings, and believes that anything he hates is automatically "gay". The unnecessary use of the word "gay" only proves that he is in fact a repressed homosexual.
"metal sucks and is gay" is a disgrace to all homosexuals who hate metal. LGBT metal haters, rise up and fight this wannabe!

Guitar.com misc sucks 

The hairy,smelly butthole of the entire internet that poop comes out of.

misc-ers are the rudest,most offensive,lowest life forms on the planet.

Guitar.com is the most offensive guitar site I've ever had the displeasure of visiting.

It would be okay if not for the miscellaneous forum.
This is a sick and twisted and offensive and evil guitar site folks.

rap sucks 

Possibly the truest statement of fact ever uttered by humankind

A phrase that's been around since rap was invented during the disco craze of 1979, when rap was rebuffed as a trendy fad that would be over in six months; no such luck unfortunately

Something that would get your throat slit in prison, if you said it
"Rap fucking sucks," Sam Kinison

"Your husband probably shouldn't have gotten that RAP SUCKS tattoo on his asscheek, before being sent to prison," Peg Bundy
rap sucks by Assex 776 October 14, 2007

nickleback sucks 

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.
Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!
nickleback sucks by Edders1 September 14, 2013