cum stuck

1. To be completely stuck or halted with what you are doing.
2. When a chick gets stuck in drying cum and it becomes a paste.

"I'm fuckin cum stuck in this assignment."
"My girl got cum stuck last night cause she fell asleep."

by DefineKing November 13, 2006

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

camel stuck in a well

When a male puts his penis between the cheekes of an ass

I gave Suzy a Camel stuck in a well.

by Jason Brivens September 21, 2005

camel stuck in a well

a camel that accidentally flew into the well and got stuck.

Islam Boy: AHH! My Camel flew into the well! It is stuck. My CAMEL STUCK IN A WELL

by whitexasian July 24, 2006

getting stuck

When a person gets killed usually with a knife or shiv

Oh shit, did you see Tyler over there he is getting stuck.

by Tru3AssAss1n May 8, 2018