is when you fuck a girl so hard in the butt until her ass bleeds, profusely
last night i gave that whore a southeast san diego stab wound...and she came
by tannen ... July 26, 2010
mugGet the southeast san diego stab woundmug.
The thing that your friend will always remember
“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
by LZ22 October 17, 2019
mugGet the Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Bloodmug.

You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates
Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it
by xomaniac December 2, 2011
mugGet the You stabbed my childmug.
Yeaaahh, me to
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google
by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021
mugGet the I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my handsmug.

Stabbing Range

Place where you can safely stab, throw knives, and slice at foam targets, an idea created by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm
Showed up at the grand opening and got the first hits on the new stabbing range. Chizzed up that foam pretty good, I must say. Not a bad day at the range.
by BLOOD CLOT DEMONZ May 30, 2022
mugGet the Stabbing Rangemug.

Stab Shack

A secondary residence or borrowed home where one takes another person for sex when they don't want that person to know their primary residence.
"I picked her up at this bar and took her to my stab shack downtown. She was hot but a total stalker so at least she doesn't know where I live"

"Brad let's me use his place as a stab shack when he's out of town."
by Mr_Hand November 6, 2009
mugGet the Stab Shackmug.

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.
by herbicyde October 22, 2008
mugGet the gherkin stabmug.

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