Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 9, 2015

Ms Searle

Michelle, a short hot english teacher, she has many good qualities about her. She is good looking and has a nice body. She is fun to be around and makes my day.

"She wears a push-up bra like Ms Searle"
"Oh My God she pulled a Douglas"

by Unknown.. December 15, 2008

Tree-search

When scouting a female over 6 feet, you and your friend have em"bark"ed on a tree-search.

" Yo man you tryin to go to the volleyball game later, i have to catch up on my tree-search"

by Gmills51 September 30, 2012

Reverse Seared Filet

When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.

I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by EvilGramps September 5, 2016

Richard Sears

A Person who gets rejected by every girl he talks too

That guy is a richard sears, he got rejected again

by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016

Search Google or type a URL

I searched this up and it came up with the urban dictionary so I made this. And also you are bored if you searched this up.

u are bored by searching Search Google or type a URL

by Mr_Man917 November 19, 2019

spearser

noun. one who spearses

That spearser got another lighter of mine!

by Simon Loughran September 9, 2005