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to speak in cursive 

The way of speaking where every word flows out in a poetic and passionate manner. To speak in this way can be used to seduce potential lovers.
Violet thought that Brett was a bore until he began to speak in cursive to her and soon she was ready to give in to him.

white-speak

1) n.: How a typical Caucasian American with a suit and tie would speak. Sounds very proper without any slang and each letter is enunciated with care. In addition to no slang, there also aren't any contractions such as "aren't", "isn't"

2) n.: The voice of a typical Caucasian American teenager. Usually said toward an African American.
Definition 1:

Caucasian: "Well hello there Lamar, how is your basketball practice going?"

Lamar: "Man, fuck you and your white-speak!"

Definition 2:

Lamar *with a high pitched voice*: "Hey guys, how's it going?"

Tyrone: "Oh shit, this nigga got whitespeak! Run before we catch it!"
white-speak by nbamike May 27, 2011

Internet Speak 

Describes the type of language you use on the internet, though it's a rarely used term because it doesn't sound right.
-M8, check out ma new YT Vid I posted y'day.
-Could you please stop using Internet Speak?
Internet Speak by Matthigast September 26, 2014

Sorry, I don't speak taco. 

A sentence used when someone is speaking to you in Spanish on Roblox and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.
Jimmy: Hello
Linda: Sorry, I don't speak taco.

Online Speak 

(N.) The way to speak in shortcuts on the Internet by using Abbrvietaions. Also goes by some other name, but I don't know what that is right now. Here's an example!

"OMG! It's SMG! I'm like So DIS! I'm just her WBF! Bet she can DNL ADL! Just KJP LOL! Can I HWY? Maybe I should AYB!"
"Oh My God! It's Sarah Michelle Gellar! I'm like So Dipped In Sh*t! I'm just her World's Biggest Fan! Bet she can Do Nights Lovin', All Day Long! Just Kidding, Joking, Playing, Laughing Out Loud! Can I Hang With You? Maybe I should Ask Your Brother!"
Online Speak by G-Union October 29, 2003

leet speak generator

a small yet cool program that lets you speak 1337 language. n00bs can look non n00b.

it can be found at

http://ryanross.net/leet/
D00D J00 ar3 h3ll@ LEe+ A+ WRI+in9 leET L4Ngu493

^translated with leet speak generator
leet speak generator by nerjo September 1, 2008