by jackcousteau August 8, 2025

When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.
“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”
by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025

by Spark the pug January 19, 2020

by willmiester June 6, 2018

Have you ever farted so hard that sparks came out of your butt? Me neither, never mind I just had one!
by Farting definitions July 5, 2021

by shitb0x October 21, 2019
