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Smeef

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.
by Wakawaka36 July 12, 2016
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Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.
I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.
by Smeefmaster_flex June 14, 2016
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smeechums

An act of kissing, whereby both parties must have open eyes to best acknowledge the kissing at hand.
I was giving her the smeechums, and she was squinting at me while I glared at her.
by ITSover90000000000 August 7, 2017
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smeeked

(Verb) When a Dustin can't speak English and says smeeked instead of smacked.

When you combine smacked and week together
I am so smeeked.
I havent smeeked in a week
by Briajoy1 August 21, 2017
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smeerkaas

A word mostly used by jorrit when he needs to shout a random word
Person: Jorrit shout a random word
Jorrit: smeerkaas
by Randomstrangerunknown April 5, 2018
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Smeef

Smeef is a type of Grungus
"George Washington Smeef(ed) his gog."
by White People Should Die June 22, 2018
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smeeds

I'm going off-line and giving the smeeds a break for a few days.
by Donpietro August 17, 2018
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