Smeef

When you are eating pussy and she queefs.

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.

by Wakawaka36 July 12, 2016

Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

by Smeefmaster_flex June 14, 2016

smeechums

An act of kissing, whereby both parties must have open eyes to best acknowledge the kissing at hand.

I was giving her the smeechums, and she was squinting at me while I glared at her.

by ITSover90000000000 August 7, 2017

smeeked

(Verb) When a Dustin can't speak English and says smeeked instead of smacked.

When you combine smacked and week together

I am so smeeked.
I havent smeeked in a week

by Briajoy1 August 21, 2017

smeerkaas

A word mostly used by jorrit when he needs to shout a random word

Person: Jorrit shout a random word
Jorrit: smeerkaas

by Randomstrangerunknown April 5, 2018

Smeef

Smeef is a type of Grungus

"George Washington Smeef(ed) his gog."

by White People Should Die June 22, 2018

smeeds

Social media (contraction of)

I'm going off-line and giving the smeeds a break for a few days.

by Donpietro August 17, 2018