That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

Slash

The true definition of this word is: Noun. The name of the best guitarist ever, of Guns N Roses. Recognisable by his afro, which hides 90% of his face, hat perched on top of said afro, and an amazing guitar talent!

See the guitar solo in "November Rain." This baisically proves all my points

by Em April 15, 2004

slash

best freaking guitarist ever

"Eric Clapton is the best guitarist ever!"
"No, Slash is!!!!"
"Oh yeah, Slash freaking owns, nevermind!"

by Slash May 3, 2003

Slash

To take a piss

Dude i need a slash

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

slashie

(n) Slang name for bar /(slash) liquor stores that you find in Chicago, IL. You can't get a license for these kind of bar/liquor stores anymore and the ones that are still around are usually a bit run down, old family businesses that have had this license for generations.

Meet me at the slashie for a shot and then we'll buy a case of Old Style to go.

by niemi July 14, 2009

slapshot

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.

Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!

by The dude January 6, 2005

balogna slaps

A Girl With Big Fat Nipples That Are Nasty and Look Like peices of Balogna

I Saw Baileys Tities Last Night She Has Balogna Slaps

by Zane Ingall September 26, 2006