Selfie spliff

A full joint to oneself

F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.

by PR8’s finest October 30, 2019

Selfie Dick

A dick so large, all one can do with it is take a selfie.

He dropped his pants, revealing this massive selfie dick! I couldn't take it so I just pulled out my phone...

by Twosip September 12, 2017

selfie steamroll

when a person who posts a group selfie to social media, even though they are the only person who looks good in the selfie.

Ashley really selfie steamrolled me last night when she tagged me in that picture, i looked terrible

by dunkm@asterflex October 12, 2015

elfie selfie

a song is sung by 6, 5 year olds and losers

I WANT A ELFIE SELFIE

by ur nonexistent father December 01, 2022

GPS selfie

Taking a screenshot of your current gps location when you are at an interesting place.

Dude we are at a village only 10 km from Iran, lets take a GPS selfie.

by rohkx June 07, 2017

hostage selfie

1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.

2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.

Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.

Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.

by Snap Captor November 17, 2015

poo selfie

A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)

Person 1: hey whats up?

Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!

Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA

by Michael knows December 14, 2014