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Sarcastic Asshole

One person whom looks like an asshole, acts like an asshole, but really isn't an asshole.
1. Alyx Gaudio you're such a sarcastic asshole.
by kushhh18 January 12, 2010
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Sarcasterisk

A **symbol** when one wants to denote sarcasm in a written form, without being misunderstood.
Lawrence didn't want Edo to misunderstand his text message, so he used a sarcasterisk. "Hey Edo, **thanks** for recommending Glitter! I really **enjoyed** it. Feel free to suggest more **classics** to me."
by Beat Royalty May 16, 2009
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sarcasmeter

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.
Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.
by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008
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Sarcasmicus

A rare breed of humans that have the ability to take any given situation and peel it apart layer by layer and reconstruct it in a manner that is less than palatable to the "normal" populous. Often referred to as the lowest form of "wit" in the past is now being re considered as an evolutionary advance in the human condition. It is now thought to be more prevalent in persons afflicted with disorder of ADD or ADHD which is also now being considered and evolutionary advancement of the human brain as a direct result of the global industrial advancements over the past few centuries which has essential caused a leap frog effect in the human mind causing it to operate of higher more efficient levels of intellect. Which is often why persons afflicted with these "disabilities" are often miss understood. So the question could become are they really the disabled persons because they are not the norm! or will their numbers eventually surpass "the normal people" thus making the "normal" few! hence forth majority rules and is the "norm" something to think about
Oh says one of the "Sarcasmicus" breed "because I could not do that myself! thanks!
by IheartADD March 8, 2011
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sarcastitude

a combination of sarcastic and attitude, that annoying attitude that a lot of girls have, unnecessary sarcasm, so sarcastic that you dont know when they are being serious or sarcastic.
boy: can i have a kiss
girl: yes
boy: are you serious?
girl: yes

boy leans in

girl: ugh ew i was giving you sarcastitude loser!
by gaydemonitis March 23, 2009
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Sarcastician

A person who practices sarcasm as profession i.e one who often resort to sarcasm in whatever situation mindlessly
He is a seasoned sarcastician
by mounteverest November 6, 2009
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