Car Salesman

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.

Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 12, 2018

alaskan salmon run moustache

when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.

i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.

by midge101 July 19, 2010

Awkward Salmon

An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.

Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....

ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '

ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL

XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....

by Flyin Weetard April 26, 2011

Salman Khan

Salman Khan is wife of shera and he is non-proved criminal of bollywood industry. He was born in 2010 by Dabangg film.

Salman Khan

by Jodhpuriya June 18, 2021

sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

salmon hair

salmon hair is when hair on the top of the head is nearly glued to the face and you look pathetic. it mostly happens when a persons hair is in a fanny split.

oh my god!! look at shanes hair its so salmon hair - ish!

by bbbbbb1234 October 17, 2010

Salis

A wonderful guy who isnt very handsome but girls think he is. He is ver big headed and thins he's on top of the world. He has a great future planned for himself. Normally is confused as to which girl he should go after. His girlfriend is always a lowkey person. His voice is deep. Loves hanging out woth his "crew".

Girl 1: Hey do you lnow who that is ?
Girl 2 : Oh thats Salis but you can't talk to him he already has a girlfriend.

Girl 3: I heard he doesnt he just lies about it

by Thetruemeaing December 29, 2016