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Rule of lol

This rule is applicable when a female or male writes "lol" more than one time in one sentence to another person consistently. It signifies that this male or female is on said person's dick (metaphorically speaking). As you will notice prolonging the phrase, "lol" sounds like someone is sucking a penis.
Wow he/she is writing "lol" twice in each sentence again and again.

He/she wants you, its the rule of lol.
by peaogomes May 3, 2010
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Slurpee Rule

A method of teaching that is effective in keeping students attention, but may scramble a few brains in the process.

Also see

-Monkey Rule-
Bannana Rule-
*Zurzeghreb*
-Communism Rule
Guy: You can buy anything I can give you a special discount!
JM: How can you give me discount this is 7-11 corporate store, what is this special Slurpee Rule?
Guy: Look Jerry, come at 5:75 and you will have your discount
by resonant_tesla February 25, 2011
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Jannes Rule

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her
Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.
by peetee.tn September 19, 2021
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90 Day Rule

When two people who are dating or "talking" officially go without sex for the first 90 daya of their relationship.
Man, Becky said she does the 90 day rule.

Whats that?

No sex for 90 days!

Good luck, buddy!
by chemistry_425 August 22, 2016
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blanket rule

A general/generic rule being applied to everything/everyone.
"You cannot just set a blanket rule for lunch break times and expect everyone to fall into line every time you return from lunch; there will be some exceptions and exemptions."
by computingman August 5, 2014
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Ruler

That old bitch from the new Halloween movie has a ruler in every scene
by Cluis6714 October 14, 2018
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Rule 45

Anyone on the Internet going on record stating that they are against a form of piracy are pirates themselves.

If you're on the Internet and know about piracy, odds are that you do it in some way, shape or form such has illegal: Music, Movies, TV Shows, Anime, Softwares, PC Games, Console Games, ROMs, Operating Systems, etc...

These people could be defined as hypocrites for judging people on doing something that they do themselves. The only explanation of this behavior would be fear of getting caught or fear of judgments.
-Nintendo_Fanguy0007: Downloading Wii games is a crime, you shouldn't be doing this!!! They'll catch you and throw your ass in jail......

-Common_Sense_Guy8080: Rule 45 man!!! You're probably typing this on your PC with a cracked copy of Windows XP, listening to music download via Lime Wire and watching bootlegged movies on your TV that you got via Bitorrent.
by the_importer. August 10, 2008
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