The Runner

When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.

Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.

by Thor76 October 6, 2004

muffin runner

Any man who will leave his friends to fuck a obese, stank ass swamp donkey, whore no matter what the circumstances are.

Look at Jimmys ol' muffin runner ass done left us for some swamp donkey.

by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008

front runner

Any Yankees fan who has never lived in the New York area.

Dave Dailey, who has lived in Maryland all his life and is a Yankees fan, is a front runner.

by the jay October 7, 2004

runners

IN BRIEF: Running shoes.

MAN 1: Man, I like those runners. What are they called?
MAN 2: Nike Shox Turbo+ 10's.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 20, 2010

ruined

When some one has done something to such an extreame that they will not soon forget it.

"Man, last night at that party, I got ruined." (As in drinking)
"I ruined her." (As in sex)

by Jason Fox January 1, 2004

dexy's midnight runners

kick ass one hit wonder band

song was "come on eileen"

The song COME ON EILEEN by Dexy's Midnight Runners is realy dirty.

by Brawna December 10, 2008

ruined

when a female has been fucked so many times, she doesn't have any walls.

Man don't mess wit her.
I heard she ruined.

by Vet Miller April 4, 2008