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Mud Rugs

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!
Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.
by Munkmunk21 September 2, 2017
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Rug sweeper

When someone constantly sweeps issues and problems under the rug so they don't have to deal with the problems.
My hubby is such a rug sweeper!
by pinkertin707 July 30, 2015
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crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards
After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug
by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014
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Purple Rug

The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry
A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes
by Zay (they/them) July 22, 2022
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Chewing the rug

Chewing the rug is a different statement of a man licking out a women
Last night I had a great time chewing the rug

Last night I had a great time licking her out
by KB da mad1 July 25, 2016
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fuck rug

A rug made of the skin or fur of a wild animal or big game, laid in a room, typically between a fireplace and a bed or sofa.
I made love to him on my bear skin fuck rug, right by the fire place.
by Waldo Puna April 27, 2019
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rug nutty

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"

-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009
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