Retard Rocket

Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.

Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.

by John Molstad April 17, 2005

rocket surgery

(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"

A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn't eat green meat. No kidding. It doesn't take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;oD

by fugitive247 November 7, 2004

red rocket

A dog's erect penis. It looks like a shinny hot dog sticking out of a wool sock.

My dog has been fixed but for some reason he still gets a red rocket when we have steak or grilled cheeseburgers for dinner.

by King Kai February 10, 2005

rocket

a girl that a hockey player finds attractive, often a teammates sister

player 1: dude, check out that rocket

player 2: bro, that’s my sister

player 1: i’d still hit

by spicy cucumbers June 20, 2021

Rocket League

A game on PS4, Xbox One and PC where rocket-powered cars play indoor soccer, trying to win by any means.

Bill: Want to play some Rocket League?
Tom: No problem.
James: OMG!
Tom: Wow!
James: Great pass!
Tom: Nice shot!

by PinchieMcPinch March 27, 2016

corn rocket

A fecal log that is inundated with an abundance of undigested corn. Thus resembling a chocolate coated corn on the cob.

Eric had abdominal pains the morning after the barbeque. When he took a shit he left a fine example of a corn rocket in the bowl, that anyone could be proud of.

by Bryan Martyn Sr. November 6, 2007

polishing your rocket

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003