riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

Low Riding

To low ride is to wear your trousers(pants) low down, usually around the upper legs. Underpants are usually visible, but often long T-Shirts are used to hide it.

"Man, check out how low that guy is low riding!"

by tyme4aNap February 20, 2009

Riding The Panda

The act of intercourse between a non-Asian male/female with an Asian male/female.

A hot Asian girl delivered my Chinese food tonight, and within an hour I was riding the panda.

by Citizen Cain November 7, 2006

Riding the thunder

Noun: An act, originating in Utah but now popular throughout the western United States usually involving two men (straight or gay) and some kind of electrotherapy device.

Two men (sometimes more, rarely just one) place an individual paddle from an electrotherapy device on their genitals and start the device on the lowest setting.

It is customary, if not preferred, for both men to hold hands or embrace in some fashion while doing so. If both men are straight the contact usually ends there. If the men are bi-sexual or gay, the touching may be more intimate.

The electrotherapy device is slowly cranked up until both men achieve orgasm or the muscle contractions become too painful for either party to bear.

It is a very un-bro thing to do to not hold your buddy's hand while you're riding the thunder.

by Sisko23 December 8, 2010

little red riding cunt

Your boyfriend is been a wanker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. It is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your snatch. You take your underwear off and pull out a nice juicy and succulent tampon. You sensually rub the tampon over your smug boyfriends face and lips and then sit your bleeding pussy on his face. Your menstrual blood smears all over his pretty little face, you make sure his lips are parted so he can taste all the juices flowing from your tight little cunt. You do this until his face looks like it belongs in a Quentin Tarrinto movie. You really want to make sure you get a few stringy blood clots smeared across his perfect face and also a few clots in his hair that will dry over night.

"If you don't shut up I'm gonna get my friend little red riding cunt to smother you with her bleeding vagina!"

by Jordan Converse October 26, 2013

riding high

1.To be feeling very happy. Occasionally also meaning in a snobbish or egotistical way.
2.To be experiencing euphoric intoxication through drugs.

1a. Nick D was so riding high when he scored two very hot babes by pulling the beirut trick.

1b.
Nerdy kid in math class: Woooo! I passed the test! Wooohoo, I'm so smart! *prances all over the classroom like a ninny*
Normal kid:(talking to a fellow classmate about the nerd) He sure is riding high, isn't he?

2.

Cop: You know sir, you don't seem to realize that you are speeding and swerving a little on your side of the road.
TJ: Uh was I? Really? *giggles* No sir, I havn't drank any.
Cop: No you don't look drunk. I see you are shaking a bit and have that goofy grin on your face. You sure are feeling very happy right now aren't you.
TJ: Oooh yeah! I am RIDING HIGH!!
Cop: And you are fucking going to be riding in the back of my police car with me taking you on an up north trip! That is a bag of crack rock that I see on your dashboard! NOW GET OUT!
Caleb: Oh shit.
TJ: Here, have a donut. *pulls out a fresh Krispy Kreme donut and hands it to the cop*
Cop: Thanks. *scarfs down donut* But still, you are coming with me!
TJ and Caleb: Haaaahahahahaha!
Cop: *pulling TJ out* Now what is so funny? Getting in trouble with the LAW is not funny!
Caleb: It's funny because it's poisonous!
Cop: No, you are both stupid drug-addicted morons. *reaches for handcuffs*
Caleb: In layman's terms, I laced that donut, which you just ate, with DDT! Fucking hilarious!
Cop: WHAT THE!? You... *gags, tries to pull out his gun, but falls dead on the ground face first*
TJ: *laughing* Alright, Caleb you da man! You a genious! *gets back in the car*
Caleb: I try. *high fives TJ* Now let's go.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 11, 2004

riding my radar

When you're speeding and someone stays behind you at the same pace, in the hopes that -- should a cop be nearby -- you'll get pulled over instead of them.

When I drove home from California, this guy was riding my radar the entire time.

by jukaswo November 28, 2007