Slutosaurus Rex

The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.

Tyrone: Damn!!! Dat slutosaurus rex swallowed my 9-incher whole!

by gmanator October 14, 2011

skeetosaurus rex

A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)

Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.

by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

Tryhardosorous Rex

When a person is participating in the act of being Try Hard, a person who will try to win at all costs even if you are just trying to have fun, can be described as a Tryhardosorous Rex.

(Family is playing monopoly; John is Tryhardosorous Rex in this situation.)
John:YES! I PASSED GO.
Becky: Darn, I'm in jail.
John: TAKE THAT BECKY!
Timmy:(on the side) Wow, John is such a Tryhardosorous Rex.

by Bryce Cason February 15, 2009

Slagasaurous Rex

A combination of a skank, slut, whore, hoe, and a T-Rex.

Person 1: OMG she totally stripped in class!

Person 2: My boyfriend broke up with me just to watch!

Person 1: What a Slagasaurous Rex!

by random people that love you January 3, 2011

Douchebagasaurus Rex

A complete douchebag, like such a big douchebag, that it's like fucking dinosaur huge.

Phil: Chris is kind of a douchebag, but he's can be cool sometimes.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.

by BrotherSport April 4, 2009

Clitasaurus Rex

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.

"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."

by dgbrown May 6, 2009

stratofortress rex

Boeing B-52 Stratofortress. A play on T. Rex, it generally refers to the dinosaur-like size and age of this USAF bomber. Arguably the most successful combat airplane in history.

The Stratofortress Rex is still used over Iraq.

by devylish July 2, 2008