Raturday

Raturday shall now be defined as: a Saturday when the rat shall go out with his fellow animals on a boozy one - most probably 2 da redback tavern - and prowl on women who will more than likely be younger than him, this is becuase the rat, like most of his animal companions is bare dirty and filthy.

only the rat can decide whether a saturday will b declared as a raturday

Raturday is to be used when you and a group of friends all have animal names. one of your group should be given the name of rat as he is cheesy, dirty, filthy and probably has a long tail.

(the redback tavern is a sleezy yet convenient club located in acton)

This saturday is gona b a raturday.

I can feel a raturday coming up.

There's a raturday just over the horizon.

A raturday is blooming this week boys, like a sweet tulip blooming in the early spring.

by Dirty Rat Man March 11, 2010

line-retard

the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-retards are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-retards are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign

old people, line-retard

by kingbitcher9000 May 16, 2009

Morbidly Retarded

Someone who is so totally clueless that they will believe absolutely anything you tell them. A lifelong condition which can prove fatal without intervention.

"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."

by UprTupr December 29, 2012

True Retard

An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.

Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”

Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”

Brayden: *giggles*

Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”

by Ze Doctor April 9, 2020

retarded smart

Someone who is so smart, it's mind-boggling and makes others feel retarded in their presence.

Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."

Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."

Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."

by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

retard monkey

When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town

Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple

by Ass definition October 2, 2011

Half Retarded

A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards

Hank: you Retarded
Nathan: Nah I is Half Retarded

by Dolan the Duck June 1, 2018