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retard apostrophes

When people use ` instead of '. Very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.
Jane: "don`t hesitate to IM me. i <3 random IM`s. my sn is a tokyo PRiNCESS. don`t ask about the tokyo thing. as you can so obviously tell, i`m not asian."
by Nigga November 20, 2004
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retard shit

When you walk in to the bathroom and you can smell a nasty shit, but it also has a weird smell to it that could have not come from a normal human.
Man who shit in here? That's the strangest smelling shit ever. It must be a retard shit.
by the wonkey July 8, 2009
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retarf

It means retard, but with a typo.
j00 are much d retarf,
by Terrum August 7, 2008
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Politically Retarded

Someone who has no business in politics, yet they still believe they are smart enough to talk about the subject.
Travis: Doodbro, what the hell is that dumbass talking about?
Matt: Don't make fun of him, his politically Retarded.
by Mattbro December 22, 2008
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retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
by Icbat December 9, 2008
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Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.
The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.
by R. Kemp December 13, 2004
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retarded

humans are all retarded
by Skives May 21, 2018
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