Resading

a misspesling of reading, often defined as synonomous with sexual intercourse

"So me and Sheila, yeah, we were resading last night"
"You two did it?!?"
"No we, werre doing our homework... crazy person"

by Color Blind April 17, 2010

residential heater

a residential heater is a flammer by the name of brandon d. you can see him walkin the mean streets of milton with a gay earing and a gay set of starter shoes

theres brandon d. he must be a residential heater

by smithyyyy123 June 16, 2010

Residuate

1) To find the residue of a function. The residue at an isolated singular point z0 of a function f(z) is defined as the contour integral of f(z) around C, all over two Pi i, where C is a positively oriented simple closed contour enclosing z0 (and no other singularities of f(z)) and i is the imaginary number defined as (-1)^(1/2). Alternatively, one can define the residue as the coefficient of the z^-1 term in the Laurent series expansion of f(z) about z0.

2) To jizz on that bitch's face.

Definition 1:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) Dude 1 - "Dude, I can't residuate this function."

Dude 2 - "Did you try taking the squrl?
Definition 2:
1) Residuate that ho!
2) SQF needs to CTFD and residuate a ho.

by acm95 December 12, 2010

Residual Pants

The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.

My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!

by LarraKyleen May 20, 2014

Resident Shitter

n. Some fucker who's always in the bathroom stall no matter when you walk in,sometimes with phone also.

Seems like someone's always in here. Must be the Resident Shitter.

by JoeNJ2 January 3, 2014

Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.

"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

residue whore

1) A scuzzy female who is constantly on the hunt for residue of any number of substances . Generally speaking addictive ones .

2) a mythical creature who roams the back woods of British Columbia in search of residue

3) Rosie o' Donnell

Will someone get this dirty residue whore out of here , she won't stop plate scraping

by Tryan September 21, 2016