remote

to mote again.

hey bro, did you remote? Nah bruh, I ain't even mote once today.

by draftpro November 28, 2022

geographically-remote-flung

A portmanteau that blends the words “far-flung” with “geographically-remote.”

We will continue to outsource some of our field work – especially the easy or more geographically-remote-flung jobs.

by Mr. Scott Fletcher March 5, 2008

working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

by bige42785 August 25, 2011

facebook remorse

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.

I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.

by bethm March 1, 2012

draft remorse

The pain you feel the day after your fantasy league draft, when you realize you made bad decisions.

I can't believe this is my team for the season. I've never felt such draft remorse.

by footballliz August 30, 2013

barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

blowie remorse

The regret of giving a blow job to a guy that did not deserve it.

I have blowie remorse; Greg never called me after I gave him a blow job.

by funnygp May 8, 2020