Rematics

A child blessed by God; someone born with divine favor, purpose, or protection. Often seen as a symbol of hope, strength, or destiny.

After years of praying for a child, they finally had a baby boy—and they named him Rematics, a child blessed by God.

I almost lost my life during childbirth, but he survived it all. I named him Rematics because he's my miracle

by Rematics May 16, 2025

Rematics

A divinely blessed child, destined for greatness; one whose life is marked by purpose, favor, and the promise of extraordinary impact.

From the moment he was born, everyone knew Rematics was different- a child blessed by God, destined for greatness.

Rematics walks a path not chosen by chance but carved by purpose — a soul marked by God for greatness.

by Rematics May 17, 2025

urban remake

When white people define a movie with an all black cast, which has a plot similar to a movie with an all white cast.

The 2016 movie “When The Bough Breaks” was the urban remake to the 1992 classic “The Hand That Rocks The Cradle.”

by John John 2 May 3, 2018

Endoscopic Remains

A death metal band made up primarily of medical students, or worse, resident physicians.

Q: Want to head down to Picardy Third’s tonight and catch the Endoscopic Remains set?
A: Who?

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

manre reman

(if he has a crown on his head ) He is a literal GOD.

"Hey dude have you heard of manre reman?" - dumbass
"my name jeff" - manre reman
"what are you gay?" - dumbass
*dumbass fucking dies*

by Manre Reman May 27, 2019

Closing remarks

When you don’t know how else to end a conversation.

Distant relative at family reunion: “Hi sweetie! How is school? Do you have a girlfriend? What about a job? Has your music career taken off yet?”
Me: “Closing remarks”
Me: “

by look_up_”big ol doink” October 1, 2019