relaxerbation

A slow nonvigorous variant of masturbation. Not ostensibly for the use of achieving orgasm, however if achieved can enhance the effect of relaxation.

Kim decided to enjoy a shower and a session of relaxerbation to ease the tension of a long, hard day at work.

by cairow0ng May 6, 2006

Full Release

When one masturbates, urinates and has a bowel movement in a row.

Hey, let me have a full release and a shower before you pick me up to go to Toronto.

by 1138 September 17, 2011

chakra release

Hand-job. Thank you Al Gore for this definition.

How much extra for a Chakra Release?

by Oregontrials July 22, 2010

Nice and Relaxed

A state of mind: Pure tranquility where no stress or outside negative influences can interfere. Once truly attained, it can never be taken away.
In addition is alway to be said in a southern accent to pay homage to the creator.

Joe: "Hey Henry how you doing?"
Henry: "I'm doing great!"
Joe: "There ya go! Just Nice and Relaxed!"

by NHG July 27, 2010

French Release

When a chick shoves her finger up a guys ass and massages the prostate while he is cummin during a blowjob.

-Dude how was that chick last night?
-I dont wanna talk about it.
-Why man?
-She gave me a french release....
-OH SHIT MAN that sucks!!!

by brokentofu July 12, 2007

relax

Masively popular song of the 1980's by frankie goes to hollywood. Called to be banned by some people (although few-if any banend it) which prompted the phrase frankie says relax

Oh oh
Wee-ell-now!

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah

Relax don’t do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come

Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck it to it
Relax don’t do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax relax relax
Higher higher relax

Now’s the time, it’s party time

Hey

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

to-relax-in-the-gentleman's-way

to partake in "self pleasuring"

"wacking off"
"choking the chicken"
"knocking one out"

by rams May 21, 2003