Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.

Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.

by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011

Great Recession

Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.

Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.

by Bangboy March 8, 2010

recession

An excuse for people not to pay debts they owe.

ME: Yo! men its been 5months and you ain't paid the $50 bucks you owe me.

Buddy: Its the recession pal. I can't even earn me a dime.

by majornephew November 1, 2010

Wide Reciever

A Girl, Usually A Whore That Looses Her Virginity To A Guy With A Big Dick. Is Now Known To The World As A Wide Reciever.

The Wide Reciever Absorbs Big Dick.

by Nosh On My Big D(: November 8, 2010

rece

Sweet, smart, lovable, loves to hug, dry sense of humor. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, a great combination. Is generally musical and has a lovely voice. Excels at difficult problems. Long runs help clear her mind.

Rece was the smart, quiet one in the room who made everyone laugh at her quick wit.

by Clever genius 411 December 12, 2017

Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.

It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.

by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008

recessionomics

THE ECONOMIC slowdown during recession

john:Economic downturn hits placements in universities.
pinto: thats" recessionomics".

by bassula June 5, 2009