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august_cant_read

An amazing person on tiktok that deserves everything in the world COME ON THEY LOVE FEAR STREET
Me scrolling on tiktok
august_cant_read:im not on urban dictionary srsly I feel unloved

Me:ILL DO IT
by Emogirl551 September 4, 2021
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left on read, left your bed

As we know, being left on read is when someone reads your text/email/etc and does not reply. Therefore, "left on read, left your bed" means if a potential sexual partner does this, you will never allow them access to your body for sexual purposes, because they lack manners, so they can lack your sexual energy as well.
Left on read, left your bed

He left me on read then hit me up 3 months later at 3AM with a "you up?". Denied! Left on read, left your bed! That's sucka shii.
by Black Homo May 29, 2022
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Your Baby Can Read

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-
Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.
by Maitcha July 14, 2022
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Nic Read

Nic Read is the most attractive guy in the world, he is extremely hot and has a amazing body. Nic Read is so amazing in every single way and he means the world to someone. He has a really cute face and he is GREAT kisser. I love Nic Read so much i could honestly marry this sexy guy haha.
by PeWpEwPeWpeWpewwwwww November 10, 2018
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Eric The Read

A (small man), usually, who believes that what he's (read in a book), supersedes anything anyone else knows. Seems to lack in (hands on) experiences, consequently, his friends consist only of mercenaries, missionaries, or martyrs . (Un compassionate,) without the ability to empathize.
Don " How can Kellso say that 'all Germans are (responsible) for Hitlers crimes' and go on to ask
'what they are doing about it' ".
Gersh " yeah, I saw Hans (roll his eyes,) on his escape to the bathroom! what an Eric the Read!"
by wesee December 9, 2011
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en can't read

Those who only know only a little of something but acting very smart and completely ignore the rest despite being right ahead of them, originated from and used commonly by Arknights player.
Player 1: OMG CAN ONLY ATTACK ONE ENEMIES THIS THING IS BAD THIS THING IS BAD BRO!!1! (ignore the massive attack stats right next to it)

Player 2: EN can't read moments
by Roome October 6, 2022
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