Ramen

Cheap food for cheap bastards

Dude you eat too much ramen everyone's gonna think you're cheap

by Mythicaldragon65 December 10, 2020

ramen girl

When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.

Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.

by hel112570 May 27, 2017

ramen pussy

when the pussy is so good it reminds you of ramen

my girl has a PHAT ramen pussy

by ramenpussypopper March 31, 2023

ramen effect

When you see ramen noodles and suddenly crave them, you experience the ramen effect

"Matt just posted ramen on his story. Now I got the ramen effect"

by ParmNut April 24, 2018

Floor Ramen

The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....

"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"

by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018

ramen milk

the nickname Rami Malek fans gave to him as a joke because no one knows how to pronounce or spell it his name correctly.

friend: did any of your favorite actors get an oscar this year?
me: yEa oMg rAmEn mIlK gOt oNe hEs mY faVoRiTe aCtOr

by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 September 10, 2019

Wetherspoons Ramen

The culinary delight created when somebody (normally intoxicated) vomits into a pub urinal.

Ah fucking hell… have you seen the Wetherspoons Ramen in urinal four… somebody’s had a bad night!

by Bantsycastle May 23, 2024