fuck rug

A rug made of the skin or fur of a wild animal or big game, laid in a room, typically between a fireplace and a bed or sofa.

I made love to him on my bear skin fuck rug, right by the fire place.

by Waldo Puna April 27, 2019

Arabian Rug

When you’re broke and your wife wants an Arabian Rug. Just cum on her pubes and pat it down

Man 1: Bro my wife wants an Arabian Rug, but we can’t afford to buy one!
Man 2: just cum on her pubes and pat it down! That’s an Arabian Rug!
Man 1: oh I didn’t think about that!

by Charlesthe5th December 28, 2021

crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

Rug Quit

Quitting something (preferably a game) because you had no rug

Person 1: Leaves
Person 2: Why Leave?

Person 1: GRRR ME NO HAVE RUG ME NO HAVE RUG ME EAT YOU
Person 2: ok

omg he rug quit?? no way

by CheesyDinos April 25, 2023

Rub and "rug"

When a prostitute gives the client or john a discount even its a dollar for ceremonial purposes. Like the discounts you get in a discount rug shop. Some men cant really get hard unless they get some sort of discount

The escort gave the john a discount so he can get fully hard. Thats called a rub and "rug"

by Rose gh July 17, 2023

do rugs

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.

Person 1: "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I'm gonna do rugs."

by SomeoneShadow September 17, 2018

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009