Jib The Ripper

The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper

Fuck, I made enemies with that Jib The Ripper. Now my house and vehicle are burnt

by Jib the Ripper March 31, 2024

Rim Ripper

To hide duct tape behind toilet paper, so that when used it tears through the flesh of their asshole.

I found out Stacy cheated with Mark, so I gave her a Rim Ripper to settle the score.

by JPthebog November 28, 2016

Monster Energy Ripper

a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing

13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing

by absolutely fucking cool baller July 9, 2023

Ripper

One who sees how disgusting the co.pany he works for is and sends out his two week resignation.

Micah is not a ripper.

by The Original Ripper September 10, 2020

Ripper gagger

A guy puts one hand in a girls mouth then he puts the other in her vagina then lifts her up and throws her on the bed

Will went to ripper gagger his mom then jerked of

by Will ladd October 6, 2018

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.

The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.

by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025