Ramen

Just the best food ever! Ramen is so good!!!!

“Ramen is the BEST!!!”

“Well duhhhhh!!!”

by AllPandasLoveMe August 16, 2019

Ramen

What gives college students life.

College student one: what are u having for dinner because all I have is ramen
College student two:Ramen.....

by Joe dad dee August 29, 2019

ramen milk

the nickname Rami Malek fans gave to him as a joke because no one knows how to pronounce or spell it his name correctly.

friend: did any of your favorite actors get an oscar this year?
me: yEa oMg rAmEn mIlK gOt oNe hEs mY faVoRiTe aCtOr

by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 September 10, 2019

Ramen

A japanese noodle soup, most commonly known as a small package from the grocery store that you prepare yourself. Also a popular hairstyle amongst hippies.

Ey dat boi’s hair looks like ramen

by FRIdom May 28, 2018

ramen effect

When you see ramen noodles and suddenly crave them, you experience the ramen effect

"Matt just posted ramen on his story. Now I got the ramen effect"

by ParmNut April 24, 2018

Ramen Noodles

The stuff that’s on the top of Jack Avery’s head

I wanna eat Jack’s ramen noodles

by Beanybesson January 11, 2018

Ramen

A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.

How to make it:

1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.

2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.

3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.

4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.

5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)

6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)

"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".

"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".

by ProBeb September 20, 2017