rap

one of the four elements of hip hop: rapping, breaking, graff writing, and DJing.

I was about to waste a whole lot of breath on explaining the tradition of rapping to ignorant people, as I am often tempted to do, but then I read some of these other comments/definitions and reminded myself that i was dealing with close-minded inbred hillbillys

Ronnie: "Bunnie go n get me a beer Nascars on!!"
Bunnie: "Screw ya damn beers, Connie's in her bedroom listenin to that damn thump thump music again!!"
Ronnie: " That god f'saken jungle music again!? why I oughta..

Connie: " Yo check it yo heres another smooth song, so get your groove on
Violate or try to fake, jacks or you will get moved on
Peace to all my niggaz with the thousand dollar shoes on
Pushing rides with four lift minks with gator shoes on
I am known for rockin tours, picture me moppin floors
Only fuck with ki's and not the kind that be locking doors
The type of nigga that be gaming your freaks
While you out working hard I am putting stains in your sheets
Exportin coochie and guccy thats my duty
Fuck a big booty, groupie need a fruity, cutie, hootchie with lots of loot g
This goes out to my niggaz uptown, downtown, midtown across town and out of town
I be the mic horker, rap enforcer
Native New Yorker, slick talker, beat walker stalker
You remember me when I put it on with the kid capri
Mr. MVP is back to take over the industry (Big L)
My cash flow don't get low it just increase
Who ever try to take mines rest in peace
I keep a stoned look, peace to every known crook
Now thows who go to jail and can't hold their own they come home shook
On 139 and lennox niggaz are bananas, we got bad manners
Cops can't stand us thats why they try to jam us
But I hate jakes they mad cause I make pap's
I am large like the great lakes, with drug spots in eight states
I'm chillin makin sure this money is right
Sippin sunny delite and hittin every honey in site
And I wanna smoke pataki and rudolph julie like a wooley
I keep a tooley for any moody who act fooley
What I resite be taking hours to write
So if you bite then tell your man what type of flowers you like
So bloodshed aiiyo my mellow my nigga
Get on the mic and pull the mc trigger"

by Lamont Coleman 139destroy March 1, 2009

rap

It is one of the most distorted music genres in the world of music. Most people on here say "I think its bad cuz its bad plus its bad cuz its bad." mainly because they listen to the douchebag posers that are played on the radio and get payed 120398123098 dollars for making a shitty song. In reality, most rap is shit because of posers, but, the old rap is good. 2pac is a good example of an actually good rapper. He is good because he actually knows how to conjugate. His songs have actual meaning. One of his songs is about how he is seeing many american soldiers die in a pointless war. Anyways, most rap is good but you cannot generalize it. I'd say 85% is shit posers or just terrible rappers and the rest is good rap. I like rock and rap though so don't think I'm one of those retards who feeds the fire.

rapper

by Intellectual Person June 19, 2010

Rap

Well-known and popular form of music. Rappers are people who want to get rich but can't sing, so they just talk fast and say it's 'beats.' A vast majority of rap is about hoes, drugs, drinking, more hoes, but a small variety isn't, which is generally of higher quality. Loved by teenage douchebags who think they're 'cool' by listening.

Teenagers listen to (c)rap a lot. It hardly resembles real music.

by ~WiS February 20, 2011

Rap

Rap~Retards Attempting Poetry.

More seriously, it's a combination of simple fast vocals choc-full of expletives and short beats.

''Look at that retard (rapper)! He's attempting poetry!''

by JennZorz July 30, 2008

rap

The supposed definition of rap is "rhythm and poetry" which is particularly ironic since there is a complete lack of rhythm and poetry in this swill. It is also an insult of unspeakable proportions to classify it as music, which implies is has some resemblance to Mozart, Bach, Wagner, Beethoven and their contemporaries such as Otis Redding, The Beatles, Marvin Gaye, U2, etc, etc. Emo reeks of stale urine and donkey dumplings but nonethess is contains lyrics, sung by people and music produced by instruments played, albeit occassionally be people. Rap is characterized by one or more persons bellowing/yelling words usually completely out of synch with the accompanying sounds. Often rap contains no real lyrics, just profanity laden outbursts that are as a rule unintelligible. The content of this drivel is based around violence toward women, men, the handicapped and the elderly, the consumption of malt liquor, the ingestion of crack and degenerate acts with dead animals and week old donuts. Lets not forget the continual quest for "respect" by people who have none themselves and are the farthest thing from being deserved of any sort of respect. Often words that are not to be found in the dictionary or in the English language such as "gat" and "bling" and prevalant in this fecal matter masquerading as music.

Rappers and their fan base, ie, homies, gangstas, wannabes and the like, are known to have IQ levels substantially below what is considered the norm. The production of rap, and the enjoyment of rap requires absolutely no talent and or appreciation of. It has been stated before, but nonethess the greatest indicator of what rap really is, is that if you place the letter "c" in front of the word "rap" you arrive at "crap" which immediately invokes the image of a warm, fresh steaming turd which is the perfect representation of rap.

A rusty orange 82 Chevy nova, filled with wannabe g's, sputters by blaring rap at a decibel level that dwarfs a 747 o n takeoff.

Lloyd: "jesus christ, what are those idiotic fools listening to?"

Freeman: "i think it was some of that rap, but it sounded more like a retard badger with rabies got on a karaoke machine."

Lloyd: "a nutless baboon with only eye could make better music that that."

by Grande John November 8, 2006

rap

I am white, I am a metal head. So why am I posting on Rap you ask? Well I DO hate MODERN Rap music, but let me tell you a story. Rap used to stand for something, used to have a message, used to be an art. now it is just Fake a$$ "Rappers" who go on a One/two beat and don't even spit Rymes or sensible subjects like standing up for what's right These days the only one I know advancing Rap is a mister "K.W" most contemporary rap is infact about "bangin' hoes" or "gettin' dat Paper" this isn't what rap should be it has the potential to be alot more then the sum of it's parts. It is important to know that. I may be hated by many but I don't really care, maybe someone will agree with me out there

RAP DOESN'T HAVE TO CRAP

by Skylo4593 June 20, 2009

rap

retarded attempt of poetry (R.A.P), also known as gay-assed shit, sometimes thought as 'music' by the slow uneducated people who usually live in the ghetto

yo ma name is moe, ma best friend is joe, who beats up hoes, blah blah blah blah (a poor excuse of rap i just made up here on the spot)

by janet™ November 4, 2008