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Quarter Bar of Death

Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.

A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.

After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load

Looks like this:

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"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"

"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"
by Ms. Paul Kemp February 14, 2012
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quarterfag

A man who prefers a woman with a penis
Stacy is a quarterfag for Miranda the tranny.

Brad is in love with a tranny.
by hurstt January 20, 2014
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quarter brannen

A quarter boner/half chubb. When a male is excited, but not quite aroused.
"This girl was putting the moves on me, but after I noticed the bulge in her panties, it was nothing but quarter brannen.
"Person 1:So I was watchn this fat porno last night, shit was weird.
Person 2:Shit, you probably got a quarter brannen"
"I almost had sex with this chick last night, but I was 12 shots deep, so all I could muster was a quarter brannen."

Also see: chubb boner erection limp dick
by Wingo Dango February 22, 2014
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Quarter Chord

Inserting the penis into an orifice until it reaches quarter length, the center of pressure. AKA "just the tip"
Example 1
"Bro that sloot could only handle quarter chord!"

Example 2
Bro 1: "Did you put it in her butt?"
Bro 2: "I only got to quarter chord before she passed out."
by Brube Almighty May 21, 2014
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quarter doob

The most important part of a ganj twist. It's essentially the last 25% of the blunt that you didn't smog, due to any number of reasons. Quarter Doobs are best utilized before noon.
Mike: "Man I'm over work already today, and it's only 10:30."

Me: "I feel ya man, über over and we'll roast this quarter doob with the doges."
by $uhDood December 16, 2016
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Quarterback contact

The one person in the group who puts in the effort to organise shit, text people individually, and round up the troops.

Quarterback contacts can be found orchestrating elaborate plays on WhatsApp and iMessage groups to trick the whole squad into getting together.

Every group needs one.
William knows exactly who to say is coming to each person in the group to get them to show up. He’s the admin of 4 group chats and is always on his phone. He is his group’s Quarterback Contact.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Quartermasters

A group of mildly athletic band kids hand-picked by the directors for modern-day child labor. Their proficiency ranges from absolute angels to destructive morons who drop megaphones on buses. Within their closet, they possess an Ouija board, which has become their pseudo-mascot for some ungodly reason. By the end of their season, their collective IQ will have degenerated into that of a strawberry.
"Oh my gosh, the met just imploded! Those darn quartermasters."
by gigachad10000 March 28, 2023
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