Plonker

To be extremely drunk.

Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!

by gerbear85 May 29, 2008

plonk

an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."

You plonk.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

Ponkey

A person that is so ugly as to be a cross between a pig and a donkey.

Who was that ponkey you were chattin up last night?

by Shamo April 22, 2006

poonkin

You are my one and only

I love you poonkin, forever and always poonkin, you are the reason I wake up every morning poonkin, you are what I live for poonkin

by yester199 August 23, 2011

ponkey

the cross-breeding of a pony and a donkey forming a rather ugly animal also known as a ponkey

wonky ponkey

by ponkey luva August 12, 2003

ptonk

an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership of someone.

You just got ptonked.. in the face.

by dizzel10102935784 December 14, 2008

Plonkey

A term describing the backfire of excrement that is released when a donkey punch is delivered.

Craig got plonkey all over his dick when he donkey punched Dave too hard.

by Deass November 7, 2014