put on pants

To make oneself ready to go out. Originates in a skit by commedian Jim Gaffigan.

"Hey Joe, are you ready to go eat?"
"I've got to put on pants, but then I'll be right over."

by Shane The Great June 9, 2005

Putang

Pussy

Oh yeah dats a sexy putang

by Drewbygames January 26, 2015

Putent

a delightful mispronounciation of potent and pungent

Holy shit that candle smells putent

by Wade November 23, 2004

Putin

Verb- The foreign invasion on one's home
Adj- Characterized by a tendency to invades one's home

"The Russians are about to Putin the Ukrainians."
"That damn Putin rat invaded our home."

by Wobbert Wiggs May 10, 2014

plutonic

a friendship or relationship in which there is no possibility of romantic progress.

"I like you, but only as a friend."

that's some plutonic shit right there.

by t2d.curious November 24, 2007

putin

trumps soulmate

putin is so cool.

by LlamaDoodle05 May 30, 2018

purton

Large village of in-breds. Often marry out of the village into cricklade.

"You live in Purton? Do you have webbed feet?"

by Bob2977 May 22, 2008