The act of being paralyzed by a cat laying on you. This can be on your lap or laying across your body as they nap.
by anonymous January 10, 2025
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To describe a word beyond perfection, towards a partner who is beyond any definition of perfection who is a divine being and should be loved in all ways than one.
To describe a word beyond perfection, towards a partner who is beyond any definition of perfection who is a divine being and should be loved in all ways than one.
“My boyfriend, Jason, is PERFALECULES”
“What does that mean??”
“It means my boyfriend is genuinely beyond any description of perfection.”
“What does that mean??”
“It means my boyfriend is genuinely beyond any description of perfection.”
by a-train444 January 16, 2026
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That dumbass used a perfalictor last night before his date, and still got one that was too big... He only got a hug afterwards..
by Cake_Slaughter August 14, 2025
Get the Perfalictor mug.It is a portmanteau, or blend, of the words "perfect" and "fucked". The meaning depends on the context it's used in:
Completely ruined or messed up: This is the most common meaning. Combining "perfect" (as in, complete or total) with "fucked" results in a phrase that conveys a state of being utterly and totally screwed or destroyed.
Ironic or sarcastic usage: The word could be used with heavy irony to describe a situation that is the exact opposite of perfect.
Emphasis on the first syllable which is drawn out hence the second letter being a "u".
PUUR-fuck'd
The "e" at the end is silent.
Completely ruined or messed up: This is the most common meaning. Combining "perfect" (as in, complete or total) with "fucked" results in a phrase that conveys a state of being utterly and totally screwed or destroyed.
Ironic or sarcastic usage: The word could be used with heavy irony to describe a situation that is the exact opposite of perfect.
Emphasis on the first syllable which is drawn out hence the second letter being a "u".
PUUR-fuck'd
The "e" at the end is silent.
For instance, someone might exclaim "Well, that's just purfucked," after a plan goes completely wrong.
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noun | informal
A playful blend of puff and epiphany, commonly used humorously to describe thoughts or realizations that feel especially meaningful in the moment
A sudden moment of clarity, insight, or realization experienced during or following cannabis use, particularly in the course of a relaxed “puff” session
noun | informal
A playful blend of puff and epiphany, commonly used humorously to describe thoughts or realizations that feel especially meaningful in the moment
A sudden moment of clarity, insight, or realization experienced during or following cannabis use, particularly in the course of a relaxed “puff” session
puffany
noun | informal
A playful blend of puff and epiphany, commonly used humorously to describe thoughts or realizations that feel especially meaningful in the moment
A sudden moment of clarity, insight, or realization experienced during or following cannabis use, particularly in the course of a relaxed “puff” session
noun | informal
A playful blend of puff and epiphany, commonly used humorously to describe thoughts or realizations that feel especially meaningful in the moment
A sudden moment of clarity, insight, or realization experienced during or following cannabis use, particularly in the course of a relaxed “puff” session
by FAELOU December 20, 2025
Get the PUFFANY mug.It's a continuation on the glass ceiling/glass closet idea. In eastern westernised societies men and women do come to a party together but segregate themselves in different corners upon arrival. You can see eachother but you can't cross over to meet: The glass purdah rules.
She: Bye now for a while, I've to go to my own side.
He: Look but don't cross, the glass purdah rules!
She: Looking is better than touching and thank god they don't put down a black purdah any more.
He: Look but don't cross, the glass purdah rules!
She: Looking is better than touching and thank god they don't put down a black purdah any more.
by vivauganda December 11, 2011
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