An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023
Get the Pee Pee Promisemug. by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The people pleaser who doesn't want to disapoint someone so they make a promise but add excuses to get out.
"I promise we'll do that later but I am busy right now." "You don't have to make unwilling promises, just say no."
by s0ckYt11tZ December 6, 2023
Get the Unwilling promisesmug. Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
by othra May 13, 2024
Get the Chicago promisemug. A promise is not simply a word or a meaningless action. A promise is a logical oath to something. And if you break that promise than you lose all trust with a person. A pinky promise is something far greater and a pinky promise should only be made as if you are putting your life on that promise.
by Rrrrre February 10, 2021
Get the Promisemug. Did you move it down to make your load heavier, increase the resistance and challenge yourself????? Or did you decide to take it easy, stay in your comfort zone and pussy promise yourself that you'll "start doing more next time"
by KnowYourWorthVIP@INSTAGRAM May 14, 2017
Get the pussy promisemug. Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by SPrice1980 April 29, 2023
Get the Promise brandmug.