Pregnant feet

Prison slang for a male showering with no footwear on, exposing himself to the masturbatory loads left behind from prior inmates.

I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.

by Throtul December 17, 2019

Pregnant Penis

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.

Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!

by jay asf February 8, 2021

pregnant

when you have a child in you stomach

honey im pregnant

by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022

pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.

Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?

by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022

cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese

Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes

by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017

2020 pregnant

COVID positive.

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"

by red phillips February 2, 2021

Half Pregnant

When you think you might be pregnant

Brandie says she may be pregnant but too afraid to check. She is half pregnant

by BlkBubbles September 16, 2023