Pregnant

Your fucked.

Wow you forgot to use a condom? She’s pregnant? Well dude you’re fucked

by anonymous March 14, 2021

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.

"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."

by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020

Skibidi Pregnant

I got my Girlfriend Skibidi Pregnant

Person 1: Im gonna get you Skibidi Pregnant Daddy Fug

Person 2: ok

by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.

"my tummy hurts" "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024

pregnant airplanes

slang for; bomber planes used in wars as a code word

"The pregnant airplanes will be attacking Munich soon."

by Fritos+CheetosShlayerGirlie December 3, 2023

soda pregnant

When one yo ho’s Drank’s all yo damn grape soda and nar she ain’t gonna work no mo, and cause ain’t none don’t want that ho’s honey and nar it’s messen wit yo money . That ho be soda pregnant !

Man wat be goin on with that ho? Shiit that ho be soda pregnant.

by @therealwhoretalk.com May 13, 2022