Pussy Poot 

A big ass nasty fart that comes out of a girls cooter

damn I just walked by gerald's mom's room it smells so terrible i think she let out a pussy poot!

Pussy Poot by bloodshit October 22, 2008

Jizz poot 

I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.

We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.

Jizz poot by morenza February 5, 2010

Juicy poot

Passing gas...and something extra.

Careful with that Mexican food - you'll have the juicy poots!

Whoa, your shorts look like you had the juicy poots last night.

I gotta go home - just had a juicy poot!

Juicy poot by Bubless July 22, 2012

orangutan poot 

when an orangutan climbs on the celing and shits on people heads and gracefully sides down there vertebrates

guy 1 ewww that orangutan just shit on me from the fucking celing what A SICK FUCK

guy 2 aww how cute u have shit on you
guy 3 eww yall gross as fuck you just got orangutan poot

orangutan poot by Grass man September 18, 2017

powder poot 

When you are powdering your butt (usually due to a chafe) and you fart mid-powder session, making powder fly everywhere in a giant cloud of fart

Guy1: Yo, why is there powder on the carpet and the bed?
Guy2: Sorry, Guy1, my chafe was bad so I ended up having a massive powder poot.
Guy1: This is why Amy left you.
Guy2: Atleast my fartbox feels good.

powder poot by Thanks for the Free Herpes October 3, 2017

Cunt poot 

A queef with the lowest regard for human decency

That homeless lady’s cunt poot was so bad it burned my nose hair

Cunt poot by Flyassfeller10 February 10, 2020

Toot, Poot, n Boogie 

Fart, poop, and leave.

I really had to go but I was in a hurry, so I stopped at Wal-Mart for a quick Toot, Poot, n Boogie.

Toot, Poot, n Boogie by J Lucieer July 19, 2019