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pooptik

When someone online blatantly lies about having acquired a new item. Usually refers to a video card or other PC hardware. Often accompanied by a charade of falsified proof such as benchmarks, CPUID, or other illegitimate records.
guys I just got watercooled quad gtx580 ssc ultra editions!

nigga why you pooptikin
by GFW_NEWS November 7, 2010
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pooptent

Somebody is refered to as pooptent if they have the power to control other individuals with the potent smell of their feces. Their powers include but are not limited to driving other people out of the contaminated area, making others (who cannot leave) compliant as they beg them to do sth in order to eliminate the stench, such as open a window, and kill animals and small children by intoxication.
etymology: compositum of the words "poop" and "potent".
noun: pooptence
He is totally pooptent, when I walked by the bathroom the smell literally made me gag and beg him to open a window being down on my knees.

So you think you can kill your cat and get away with it? Oh yeah, you don't know how pooptent I am!
by TofuTurtle February 19, 2011
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poopding

a word that cracks up elementary school kids, misspelling of pudding.
Person 1: Hey Steve, i see you are eating POOPding?

Steve: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
by thedragonslayer January 11, 2012
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pooping peepers

Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.
Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!
by notfoyotono October 18, 2012
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pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013
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poopin' skittles

This is most definitely what Kevin-The-Sexiest-Man-Alive does on the daily.
"I totally caught my sister poopin' skittles and twerkin' it out like some kind of diva."
by Kevin-The-Sexiest-Man-Alive October 21, 2013
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pooping pad

The pad you put over the leftover defication and liquids in a porta-potty to insure no splash back
by johnphok March 14, 2015
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