poon pond

the wet patch left on your sheets after you fuck a chick; female ejaculation on your bed sheets

"You should have seen the poon pond Jessica left on my couch last night".

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Poon hound

A heterosexual being who really enjoys the pursuit of poon. Even though the results of the poon hound vary with the actual 'getting' of women, the poon hound never stops his pursuit of poon. The poon hound is legendary.

That Casey Berner is some poon hound. Too bad he'll be on 'To Catch A Predator' mistakenly at age 19 because they think he is 47.

by stlouiscardinal180 October 1, 2009

poon maggot

What you get when you and your boyfriend use mayonnaise as lube and don't clean your vagina.

I went to the OB-GYN and he discovered poon maggots in my vagina!

by maggotbrain December 9, 2008

poon bag

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.

Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...

by bconti3092 July 31, 2012

Poon King

A male who is quite good at attracting ladies and luring them into having sex with him.

How much of a poon king is Tom Hart!

by Pingwog August 24, 2008

Poon Badger

A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.

Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."

Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"

Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."

by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009

Poon Suaza

The most bad ass word ever created. Poon Suaza can mean anything you want. it all depends on how it is said. Poon Suaza can mean soming awesome or if you say it right It can mean somthing negitive. use it wisely. now get out there and poon suaza the world to hell!

Positive: So I saw this babe and she was the most poon suaza thing my ass has seen all day!

Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!

by Tad H. December 9, 2008